just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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