come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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