Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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