Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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