That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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