It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I am morally bankrupt
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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