new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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