Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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