HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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