we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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