but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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