Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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