belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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