I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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