If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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