Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
God, I missed his penis.
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