READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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