butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We are two peas in an std pod
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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