spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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