Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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