barbara walters just said penis...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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