Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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