Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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