Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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