I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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