didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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