You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I bet he comes in French.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
What a dumb baby whore.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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