if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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