I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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