I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
did you just send me my own nude
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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