I molested 6 butterflies tonight
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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