I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
