Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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