Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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