the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
