just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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