will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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