On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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