drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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