The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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