But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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