bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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