I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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