we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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