From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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