HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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