Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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