He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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