dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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