she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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