i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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