He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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