Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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